God of War

Brian let me play God of War on his PS2, so I basically spent the night smashing red figure pottery and marble statues... Probably not the best thing to do before heading over to field school. It's like how you don't play racing games right before you hit the highway, because you start thinking about ramming cars off the road or crashing into barricades at 110 mph.

I feel much more confident about this trip, though. I now know how to decapitate gorgons and stab minotaurs in the mouth, which could definitely come in handy. I mean, you never know.